She is lucky to be alive.

Well, it looks like I’m fucked. Guess I better enjoy life now before I turn into a complete vegetable piece of shit…er, I mean a senior suffering from dementia:

Having a big belly in your 40s can boost your risk of getting Alzheimer’s disease or other dementia decades later, a new study suggests.

It’s not just about your weight. While previous research has found evidence that obesity in middle age raises the chances of developing dementia later, the new work found a separate risk from storing a lot of fat in the abdomen. Even people who weren’t overweight were susceptible.

Maybe I just need to start watching Real Girl Thinspo videos on YouTube again. PERFECTION COMES IN A BAGGY SIZE ZERO!!111

Give an hour back to Mama Earth. On March 29th, at 8 PM, 24 global cities have vowed to participate in Earth Hour. Check the moving history here. www.earthhour.org.

I never was really into Bon Jovi. I mean, I’ll get drunk and slur the words to ‘Livin On A Prayer’ like the rest of us, but thats about it. At least they have Richie Sambora, who could lay down some some badass talkbox parts.

Oh, speaking of Sambora, it appears that his two former stints in rehab didn’t work so well. On Tuesday, he was arrested on a DUI charge in Laguna, CA. In addition to himself, his girlfriend, daughter and daughter’s friend were in his Hummer with him. Because of the two minors in the car, he also faces possible child endangerment charges. Poilice said that he was very cooperative.

In the last year, Sambora had entered rehab, finalized a divorce with Heather Locklear, broke up with Denise Richards and his father died of lung cancer. Damn. With all that on his back, I understand a lil boozing, but certainly not while driving. Sambora goes to court May 7th .

As previously reported on this here blog, Underoath is currently in the studio working on the follow-up to their wildly successful third LP Define the Great Line with producers Adam Dutkiewicz and Matt Goldman. Though the album is still in its most nascent form — as of this posting, it’s still untitled — the group is allowing fans the opportunity to lurk all creepy like and watch them, you know, do it. Make the record, I mean.

Two cameras are posted on StickAm (here and here). You can also check the cams out on the Underoath MySpace page. Right now Adam is behind the boards doing some shit and there’s another dude in the room with him. I’m assuming it’s one of the band members, but I can’t really make him out. RIVETING. If you’re on StickAm, you’ll be able to chat with other fans and even be able to participate in impromptu Web chats with the group. Have fun with it, kids.

The Godfather, doing what he did best. Though the date is unmarked, this is most definitely 68-69ish. “Mother Popcorn”– so funky it’s almost criminal…