Spencer recently turned me on (like he usually does) to The English Beat, a ska’ish, up tempo group with slick dance moves. Coincidentally, we happened to film them at SXSW a couple of weeks ago. Check out the video below.

Haha, fun with stereotyping…

Thanks, Mr.Hipster Record Store Clerk.

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Date: 2008-02-26, 5:25PM PSTDear Hipster Record Store Clerk,

Thank you for judging me on the CD I bought yesterday. Our passive-aggressive altercation made me realize how conformist I am for buying an old Rage Against The Machine album. Your condescension was just the intellectual wake-up call I needed.

I discovered a new me yesterday, and my eyes were opened in a new way. Thanks to you, I realize now that the key to enlightenment is reading Pitchfork, watching High Fidelity, listening to Velvet Underground, having a tattoo of a star on the inside of my wrist, growing an ironic mustache, living in the Mission, and wearing a too-small sweater, multi-colored 70’s ski-vest, chunky plastic-frame glasses, a high school sports T-shirt, air-tight black jeans, and Nixon-era Chuck Taylors.

I had it all wrong, man. You showed me that a skilled job and a comfortable living is just a lie. I need to go to art school, have my parents pay my rent, join a Joy Division-influenced band, and wait for a record deal, like you. I’m totally missing out in life.

So thanks again for mocking me. I mean, at first I thought you were just a pathetic, frustrated musician trying to feel better about yourself. But now I see you’re an uncompromising visionary.

No one will ever understand you. You’re so different.

Signed,

Everyone Not Like You

People trying to stave off heart disease spent $5.2 billion (that’s with a B) on Vytorin and Zetia, two drugs which trials have now shown, don’t really work:

Leading doctors urged a return to older, tried-and-true treatments for high cholesterol after hearing full results Sunday of a failed trial of Vytorin. Millions of Americans already take the drug or one of its components, Zetia. But doctors were stunned to learn that Vytorin failed to improve heart disease even though it worked as intended to reduce three key risk factors.

Shockingly <<SARCASM ALERT>> the makers of these drugs, Merck and Schering-Plough, dragged their feet for nearly two years before releasing the results of this study. They are now being investigated by a Congressional Probe as well as New York State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo:

“While these corporations profited, Americans were left in the dark,” Cuomo said in a written statement Sunday. “The millions who take this drug, taxpayers who subsidize its use through the Medicaid and Medicare programs, and Merck and Schering-Plough’s investors deserve to know why it took so long for the results to be made public. This new information underscores our concerns and advances our investigation, which we will pursue aggressively.”

Wow, drug companies aggressively marketing a drug that they know really doesn’t work in order to continue making billions for their shareholders? WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO FAMILIAR?????

If you live in Arizona, California, Colorado, Michigan, New Mexico, Texas, Utah, and Wisconsin, I want to wish you a happy Cesar Chavez day. For the rest of you, it’s time for some more education. Cesar Chavez was an American of Mexican descent who organized farm workers in order for them to earn better wages and work less hellacious hours. He, along with Dolores Huerta started what was to become the United Farm Workers.

Chavez took the lead of civil rights leaders such as Mahatma Gandhi and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and utilized non-violent means to achieve direct results.

From the Wiki:

In 1965, Filipino American farm workers initiated the Delano grape strike on September 8, 1965, to protest in favor of higher wages. Six months later, Chávez and the NFWA led a strike of California grape pickers on the historic farmworkers march from Delano to the California state capitol in Sacramento for similar goals. In addition to the strike, the UFW encouraged all Americans to boycott table grapes as a show of support. The strike lasted five years and attracted national attention. When the U.S. Senate Subcommittee looked into the situation, Robert Kennedy gave Chávez his total support. This effort resulted in the first major labor victory for U.S. farm workers.

What might strike some as odd, Chavez was against illegal immigration, and for limiting legal immigration.

The UFW during Chávez’s tenure was committed to restricting immigration. César Chávez and Dolores Huerta fought a federal law that prohibited hiring illegal immigrants in 1973…

In 1969, Chávez and members of the UFW marched through the Imperial and Coachella Valleys to the border of Mexico to protest growers’ use of illegal immigrants as strikebreakers. Joining him on the march were both Reverend Ralph Abernathy and U.S. Senator Walter Mondale.[3] In its early years, Chávez and the UFW went so far as to report illegal aliens who served as strikebreaking replacement workers, as well as those who refused to unionize, to the Immigration and Naturalization Service.

Personally, I worked phone donations on behalf of the UFW as one of my first jobs out of High School. I then quickly discovered that, even when raising money for a good organization, telemarketing is the Devil’s instrument, and sales in general was not for me.

Here in Chico, the students often take Cesar Chavez day as a drinking holiday, and I’m pretty much against it. I mean, drinking on Cesar Chavez day is ten times better than picking grapes for 16 hours, but it still rubs me as wrong. I mean, that’s why we invented Groundhog Day.

How many times have you ordered a pizza and sat there, watching the minutes tick by, wondering where the hell it is? LIKE… EVERYtime. Now, if you order Dominos pizza, you can TRACK YOUR PIZZA ONLINE JUST LIKE A FEDEX PACKAGE… Hell. Yes.

Take it one step further and just order the pizza through their website. Dominos must have gotten sick of trying to talk to people who are stoned out of their mind. Now just click through your options.

Fresh from tearing it up at SXSW, Dizzee Rascal will head on the road with El-P for a string of major city dates in the US (and one stop in Canada). Dizzee Rascal’s new album, Maths + English is due out April 24th on Def Jux.

May 8 Washington, DC - 9:30 Club
May 9 Philadelphia, PA - First Unitarian Church
May 10 New York, NY - Webster Hall
May 11 Boston, MA - Middle East
May 12 Ottawa, Ontario - New Capital Music Hall

May 14 Detroit, MI - Crofoot Ballroom
May 15 Chicago, IL - The Abbey
May 16 Minneapolis, MN - Triple Rock Club
May 19 Seattle, WA - Neumos
May 20 Portland, OR - Berbati’s Pan

May 21 San Francisco, CA - 1015
May 22 Los Angeles, CA - El Rey