14 Mar

Among the many freebies at the SXSW Austin Convention Center, there’s one stand that towers over the others in terms of importances: free smokes care of American Spirit. Helping singers attain that delightful rasp and writers calm their fried nerves, American Spirit has been lacing up anyone who ventures onto the 2nd floor smoking patio.
They were certainly one of the highlights of my 2006 SXSW podcasts (available for your listening pleasure at Synthesis Radio. Hi Dain! Sweet plug, eh? Balls!), and are continuing to help me through my nights and make me feel like a coal miner in the morning. (I mean that in a good way.) After last night’s chain smoking mania I’ve switched to their Ultra Lights. Hopefully, less phlegm gems that way.
Did You Know: American Spirits don’t have preservatives, so it’s best to keep them in the fridge after you open a pack. I had no idea. Kinda makes sense, but honestly, I don’t see myself crowding my condiments with cigarette packs.
Did You Know: You shouldn’t pack your pack. They come pre-packed, so by tapping the box it’s actually going to make the stick harder to light. Did not know that, but I suck at packing my smokes anyway. They also have 25% more tobacco than other “king sized cigarettes.”
Did You Know: They are the only American cigarette that has “no chemicals,” as they say. (Fishy. Isn’t nicotine technically a chemical? Any chemists out there please set me straight if I’m wrong on this.)
Did You Know: Smoking is still really shitty for you. No way around that. But at least here at SXSW, that cancer is free and they’ll give you two packs if you talk them up, four if you mention that you’re about to blog about them…
Here’s to slow, delicious suicide:


One Response for "American Spirit Tobacco @ SXSW"
American Spirits were tested and found to have 4x the nicotine levels than Marlboro. There will be chemicals. Least know that the tobacco plant has affinity to draw from soil Polonium 210 (killed the Russian spy) and Uranium 235. Combustion of tobacco also creates chemicals. Just take the common carbon monoxide. Nicotine is a stimulant, raises blood pressure, which raises demand for oxygen…the carbon monoxide blocks the body’s ability to absorb oxygen into blood- so STRESS! The sense of “ease” one feels is an illusion in the brain caused by nicotine that temporary causes dopamine to seemed increased. You have heard of “smoke and mirrors”- that’s smoking, and American Spirits creates another illusion of a “safer” product. RJ Reynolds laughs all the way to the bank, while customers crawl to the hospital.
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