Former Star Trek: Voyager star Jeri Ryan (aka the painfully attractive spandexed Borg “Seven of Nine”) has given birth to her first child at the age of 40. Normally, news of celebrity babies doesn’t mean a lick of salt to me, but seeing as how Ryan almost single-handedly made me want to become a fulltime trekkie instead of a writer (shit, I should have just been a writer of trekkie lifestyle…I’m an idiot), and the fact that my nascent curiosities of the (ahem…) male crotchal region were inspired by her lusting countenance on the boob tube (that’s right, said it), I couldn’t help but be reminded again of this oft-overlooked starlet and feel compelled to give her a shout out.

Congratulations, Jeri Ryan and whomever the dickweed who knocked you up is… You are now the hottest mother on the planet.

Jeri Ryan

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