Severed, Sneaker-Shod Right Foot, Men’s Size 12 Washes Up on Canadian Islands for the Third Time in 6 Months

Yeah, you read right. Three severed human feet, all the same size, all wearing sneakers, all still unidentified and of unknown origins have washed up on Canada’s western Gulf Islands over the last 6 months:

The standing mystery began in August 2007 when a severed foot in a white and blue runner was discovered washed ashore on the beaches of Jedidiah Island in the Georgia Straight between the Lower Mainland and Vancouver Island. Authorities speculated it might have been lost in a boat propeller accident, due to foul play, or a hoax. Six days later, a second right foot in a black and white sneaker appeared on nearby Gabriola Island. The most recent find was on February 8, when a third right foot washed up on the east side of Valdes Island.

Speculated it might be a “hoax”? Are Canadian’s really that badass that, when they’re bored as fuck, they track down some human feet to plant on beaches, purely for the lulz? Yet another reason the move to Canada.

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