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“Nicklebag” Joe Arpaio Hungry To Punish
Author: some guy1 Feb
“America’s toughest sheriff,” Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, AZ, has long been a controversial figure in law enforcement. Arpaio’s dessert reign has drawn much national attention and criticism for his hard line stance on the rights of inmates. He’s also made news within the past year for his public appeal to have Paris Hilton serve the remainder of her DUI sentence in Maricopa.
With this weekend’s Super Bowl headed towards his jurisdiction, “Nicklebag” Joe (a D.E.A. nickname bestowed upon Arpaio for his litany of small-time arrests) has come out with antagonistic comments towards the celebrity fanfare, most specificly quarterbacks Tom Brady and Eli Manning. Arpaio boasts that he has a “pair of pink underwear, a bologna sandwich and a spot in a dirty old prison tent for Tom Brady, Eli Manning or, most certainly, Paris Hilton.”
GIVE ME A BREAK. Tom Brady? Eli fucking Manning? These are pretty boys, clean as they come, who would never, ever find their way into the trouble with the law, let alone before the Super Bowl. Arpaio brings three words to mind: ludicrous, shameless and malicious. When checking Nicklebag’s history of violation towards constitutional rights, I suppose though that it is not surprising such comments would be made. This is a man that dreams of having Maricopa County be home to the largest collection of inmates in the country. This is the type of heavy handed law and order that fosters every type of brutal stereotype hung on cops across the nation. Joe Arpaio is the kind of guy that takes great pleasure in the pain of others.
Here is a website with much information, dedicated to Joe Arpaio’s removal from law enforcement.
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3 Responses for "“Nicklebag” Joe Arpaio Hungry To Punish"
It just kills you that the voters keep electing Sheriff Joe, what’s the matter, it bothers you that your dealer or pimp is incarcerated?
Get over yourself. Fascists like yourself will never rule this country, and we’re going to demand law enforcement officers like Arpaio get elected and appointed all across this country.
Thursday, May 08, 2008
08 May 08
YouTube of How to Survive Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Jail System
Here’s the link to the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqp0Bo_2644&feature=user
If you want to print out the list of tips to send to an inmate, the list is here: http://jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com/2008/05/07-may-08-how-to-survive-sheriff-joe.html
Arpaio’s jails: First Ave Jail Fourth Avenue Jail Durango Jail Towers Jail Estrella Jail Tent City
Lower Buckeye Jail Madison Street Jail
Email comments to writeinside@hotmail.com or post them below
Copyright © 2007-2008 Shaun P. Attwood
Posted by Jon at 2:56 AM 0 comments
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
07 May 08
How to Survive Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Jail System
Here are some tips to survive Arpaio’s jails:
1 If you don’t want to end up with the mystery-meat slop the inmates call “red death” then when you first enter the jail tell the booking officer you need a religious diet. Claiming Hindu will get you vegetarian food. The Jewish food is considered the best, but you’ll have some explaining to do to the Aryan Brotherhood.
2 When you arrive at your assigned pod, dorm or tent do not hide your charges or else you will be suspected of crimes against children and get smashed. If the inmates tell you to “roll up” as soon as you get there and offer no further explanation then you are in imminent danger, so ask to be moved unless you are the type of person who enjoys fighting five people at once.
3 Immediately ask who the head of your race is and be aware of the political rules he is enforcing. For example, if you are white and an Aryan Brother is running the whites and you go and sit at a table with the Mexicans, Mexican Americans or African Americans you may get smashed.
4 When you get your first chow, sit down last because you don’t want to sit on the seat of someone who likes to knock people out for the slightest affront. Find out who sits where, and ask someone where it’s safe for you to sit.
5 Don’t run up drug or gambling debts. Debts are the number one reason for jail violence.
6 If you brag or act tough – no matter how big you are – someone will want to smash you. The gangs go in like packs of hyienas on big men.
7 If you must do drugs clean the works. There are hundreds of men sharing one dirty syringe throughout Arpaio’s jail system. Hepatitis C is rampant, and TB not uncommon. The way Arpaio runs the jail constitutes a public-health risk.
8 Same goes for tattoos. One inmate I met had contracted AIDS from getting a jailhouse tattoo.
9 Don’t flaunt money or get a lot put on your books all at once. If you do you are asking to be extorted. Don’t give store items away for free or else you will be perceived as a soft touch and have the inmates lining up to take everything you own.
10 When a riot happens the whole area is usually pepper-sprayed or maced. Wrap a wet towel around your head to minimise the effects of the spray.
11 Don’t pal up to the guards. The inmates will assume you are providing information and smash you.
12 Don’t talk about someone behind his back. Beware of inmates telling you they heard someone say something bad about you – like someone calling you a punk – because they may be inciting you to fight their enemy. A good response for such a situation is: “Anyone who thinks I’m a punk needs to man-up and say it to my face.”
13 Don’t tell the guards you are feeling suicidal or they will four-point you, meaning all four of your limbs will be shackled to a bunk and you may have to urinate where you lay.
14 When store items are being collected for indigent inmates or men in the hole contribute if you can. You do not want to be viewed as being unsupportive of your race.
15 Be cognizant of your body language. The inmate with a spring in his step and his chin up is less likely to get preyed upon than the inmate with his head down staring at the ground giving off vibes that he’s afraid or got something to hide.
16 Maricopa County is paying out a fortune in inmate lawsuits because of the inhumane treatment of prisoners by the Arpaio regime. If you are mistreated, request for and fill out all of the necessary grievance and medical paperwork otherwise your claim will not stand up in court. I encourage inmates to sue the jail and Arpaio as much as possible - maybe then changes will be made. So as to avoid court cases and bad publicity, inmates are often paid out-of-court settlements. This is a good earner for inmates who have suffered illegal treatment.
17 If you see Sheriff Joe Arpaio in the jail system there is something you can do that will generate you huge respect and make you a legendary figure in the inmates’ minds: spit on him. It might just be worth going to the hole for. I am, of course, just kidding. I would never encourage you to assault a public official with your bodily fluids. Don’t give them any excuses to extend your stay.
18 Stock up on the free toothpaste, AmerFresh, in case you end up in a cockroach-infested area. It effectively blocks the cracks the cockroaches swarm from when the lights are turned off.
Arpaio’s jails: First Ave Jail Fourth Avenue Jail Durango Jail Towers Jail Estrella Jail Tent City Lower Buckeye Jail Madison Street Jail
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Copyright © 2007-2008 Shaun P. Attwood
Jenny. ONLY in Arizona where the majority of the population is a bunch of worn-out, backward, ignorant, old-timers can someone like joe keep on being re-elected. He would never be elected in other parts of the country. Joe is a menace to society and his stunts are useless for the safety and well-being of society. Also what the hell is wrong with having pimps on the street? They’re just providing prostitutes that old fogeys, like quite possibly your husband, want. because they can’t get them without paying. Pimps don’t hurt anybody. they provide a service. And drug dealers, what’s wrong with them? Again they just provide a service that somebody wants. What I want off the street are murderers, rapists, and thieves. And what has joe done about that? almost nothing. I say joes gotta go.
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