24 Jan
Mind you, I’m getting my info from Access Hollywood, the true bastion of journalistic integrity and newsworthiness, so feel free to take this with a grain of salt.

In a stunning revelation, Mary-Kate Olsen, the fur enthusiast and supposed actress had been TOTALLY HOOKING UP OMG!!1!! with Heath for months prior to his death, and was notified BEFORE the police that he was not breathing. DUN DUN DUUUUUN.

In other news, being a former child star is still beat. But portraying gay cowboys and overdosing is still totally awesome.
Tags: brokeback | dun dun dunnnnn | gay cowboy | Heath Ledger | hooking up | mary-kate | Olsen Twins | troolsen
4 Responses for "The Mary-Kate Olsen-Heath Ledger Connection"
your an idiot.
How dare you be so disrespectful, this man is dead for christs sake. How about you go find something to do with your life other than being bitter about people better than you.
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u r an idiot! ODing isnt awesome! he was a young man and has a 2 year old baby! why that moran massuese called MK instead of 911 probably explains why she is a massuese!
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