The Mary-Kate Olsen-Heath Ledger Connection

Author: spencer

24 Jan

Mind you, I’m getting my info from Access Hollywood, the true bastion of journalistic integrity and newsworthiness, so feel free to take this with a grain of salt.
the salt fairy will ruin your game

In a stunning revelation, Mary-Kate Olsen, the fur enthusiast and supposed actress had been TOTALLY HOOKING UP OMG!!1!! with Heath for months prior to his death, and was notified BEFORE the police that he was not breathing. DUN DUN DUUUUUN.

yeah, I’d still tackle that.

In other news, being a former child star is still beat. But portraying gay cowboys and overdosing is still totally awesome.

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4 Responses for "The Mary-Kate Olsen-Heath Ledger Connection"

smarterthanyou January 24th, 2008 at 9:26 pm 1
your an idiot.
Holly Cummings January 25th, 2008 at 5:07 am 2
How dare you be so disrespectful, this man is dead for christs sake. How about you go find something to do with your life other than being bitter about people better than you.
spencer January 25th, 2008 at 2:01 pm 3
Come for the snarky celebrity death news, stay for the quality music coverage.

That’s right folks, I’ll be here all week.
PNUTS967 January 27th, 2008 at 2:16 pm 4
u r an idiot! ODing isnt awesome! he was a young man and has a 2 year old baby! why that moran massuese called MK instead of 911 probably explains why she is a massuese!