Black Monday (No Pun Intended)

Good thing I’m too broke to have any sort of stocks or mutual funds or any of that shit, as stock markets worldwide took a gigantic dump, with London’s FTSE registering its biggest single day losses since 9/11. US markets were closed for the Martin Luther King holiday, but its not looking too good for the immediate future. Rich people are probably bummed, but hey, look on the bright side: YOU’RE RICH!

On an unrelated side note, how dope is that fucking image? Thank you, anonymous someone out in computer world, for spending your time making that image and leaving it on Google for me to use. Your work does not go unappreciated!!111