HP Can’t Buy It’s Way To Being Cool

 So despite all those super expensive commercials showing rappers and hipsters doing a hand dance to all the cool shit Hewlett Packard computers can supposedly do, no one is really getting fooled. Everyone knows that Macs are where its at. Even dudes like Jay-Z, who probably got paid a few hundred thousand scrills to hawk HP in one of those aforesaid TV spots.  

I mean, if you have enough money, and aren’t on some WoW or 1337 haxxors shit, why wouldn’t you buy a Mac? Unless of course, you’re super into Windows and all that. If so, I might have some PEN1S P1LLS to offer you, or HOT GIRL ON GIRL ACTION??? EH?

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