Something to Look Forward To in 2008: Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline

Shithead celebrity gossip sites are blowing loads all over their own chesticles over this weekend’s big news: Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton apparently hooking it up in Las Vegas. Here’s hoping there will be a tape soon! Lord knows I haven’t seen Paris Hilton’s vagina NEARLY enough times. Not saying I wouldn’t still hit it, because I would. I’m just saying that Paris Hilton’s genitalia have become officially fap-proof. For some tri-tip smuggling action, take the leap and you’ll see what I mean… [OMGGG NSFW!!1]

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