Dear Twentysomething American Hipsters Who Watched Lost in Translation a Bunch of Times and Convinced Themselves That Japan Is Somehow So Much Better Than America

Watch this a few times and reconsider. If you’re the type of person who learned to think twice before watching any of my videos, I’ll give you a break down: it basically shows a bunch of dolphins being herded up and dragged out of the water, where their throats are then slit, and they’re left to writhe in agony on the concrete until they bleed to death. Whatever happened to Zen and all that shit? I mean, no wonder everyone in Japan is killing themselves.

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