Bigfoot Photographed in Pennsylvania…Who Cares?

Oh, I guess some of you might. Well, the word is that a Pennsylvania hunter was out in the woods to shoot photos of deer when he stumbled upon an animal that pretty much looks like either a) a bear doing its best imitation of Quasimoto; b) a big-ass hunting dog who was lost in the fray of an afternoon firefight; c) a severely wayward baby African elephant; or d) Robin Williams touching his toes. The animal in question, according to the Bigfoot Research Organization’s (?) Paul Majeta, appears to be a “juvenile Sasquatch.” There are even rumors of a spike in Bigfoot existence gambling odds, according to an online gambling blog. The things people will find interesting when they try to ignore Global Warming…
The real tragedy here is that somewhere out there, Harry is looking for his son.. John Lithgow could not be reached for comment.

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