BREAKING NEWS: People in Muslim Country Blow Each Other Up for No Real Reason

In celebration of the homecoming of former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, more than 100 people were killed by two bomb blasts along the route of Bhutto’s procession. Early reports suggest the culprits were either suicide bombers or people so excited that they spontaneously combusted. I mean, here in AMERICA! that kind of shit would never happen…

I mean, really, NEVER HAPPEN,

I mean…wait what?

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