Here is a bit of completely inane and completely meaningless news that seems to be capturing the hearts and minds of women over thirty across the world: Some bitches took Ellen DeGeneres’s dog! DeGeneres had given the dog to her hairdresser, because her cats weren’t taking well to its presence, which violated the terms of the adoption that she agreed to when getting the dog from a non-profit organization called Mutts and Moms. After the dog was taken by the organization for this violation, Ellen went on her show, sobbed in great dramatic form and begged for the return of her precious pooch (of course, not to her, but to her hairdresser). The organization would not relent on their decision, however, saying that they didn’t want to give her special treatment just because she is a celebrity. Well, apparently Ellen has some fans that aren’t about to put up with that mess; Mutts and Moms has been receiving numerous threats to their lives and property, as well as threats of a boycott, ever since Ellen’s on-air plea. What is wrong with people? Who the fuck cares about some celebrity losing a dog they had already given away? Whoever you are, do the rest of us a favor, and just kill yourself, please.

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