Radioactive Energy Drink

Coming into work here is kind of like Christmas, cept’ insted of a hungover Uncle Joe on the armchair it’s a haggered Britney Unicorn… that and we get a ton of cool stuff.
Fresh out of the mail room is Radioactive energy drink. I popped a can, chugged it and proceeded to slack off about 100x faster than I usually would: A for efficiency. For you Atkins fiends, it also comes in a carb-free version: A for versatility. The taste? Somewhere between lemon-lime and a good kamikaze: A for appealing to alcoholics. The true selling point is that all this liquid crack is contained in the world’s first glow in the dark can! GAH! I have no idea how it could ever be useful, but its still a pretty cool idea.

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