10 Oct
So Dave Powell, the drummer for the band Emery, is about the nicest, fucking coolest dude you’ll ever meet anywhere. Thus, when I found a video on YouTube titled “Pray for Dave Powell” I was definitely concerned. Did he have cancer? Did he get in a car accident. Reading the description of the video, posted by xGavenx, I was even more concerned. “I talk about working my way backstage and some of the things I would rather not have seen.” Did he catch Dave banging an underage Emery fan? Was Dave doing lines of coke off a hooker’s tits? What in God’s name did xGavenx witness????!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE WAS SMOKING A CIGARRETTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 ZOMG CALL GOD AND TELL HIM MOTHERFUCKERS BE SINNING AS FUCK UP IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
THE DEVIL IS HERE IN CIGARETTES~!!~~~~!!!!


Seriously watch this video and you will feel bad for any band that has to play Christian music festivals.

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