Chris Carrabba Pwns All Nerd Emos

The thing about Chris Carrabba, aka Dashboard Confessional, is you know he was one of those dudes who probably ruled at sports and slayed a bunch of gash all through high school, before later on deciding to win at Hella Emo Vox. Thus, he has little patience for bitchmade nerds whining on the internet about bands trying to sell records:

Stop grieving over the fact that some kid at your school that doesn’t dress like you and gets more dates than you do likes Say Anything or Paramour or My Chem or whoever— and listen to the music. And for God sake stop reading message boards and go listen to a real band, in real life, out in the real world, right fucking now!

SO GANGSTA! That my friends, is why Dashboard Confessional is STILL my shit. Forget about it.

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