Dan Aykroyd is Still Pissed About UFOs

It’s obvious that the guy interviewing Dan Aykroyd for The Guardian didn’t bother watching this clip of Dan PWNING Anderson Cooper, or take the time to watch Dan’s new movie about UFOs and how into them he is, otherwise he would’ve known that NO ONE CAN FUCK WITH DAN AYKROYD when it comes to UFOs. NO ONE!

Unless it is a very convincing joke, Dan Aykroyd most definitely believes in the existence of UFOs. We get on to the subject and his eyes start doing something strange. They bulge from his head, as if to punctuate his thoughts. And they are strange thoughts. “Now you could say every one of them is a fake - that footage of 200 whirling white dots in the sky, or the Phoenix Lights [a series of lights seen over Phoenix, Arizona, in 1997] - which 17,000 people saw - the Tinley Park sightings in Illinois, where whole suburbs saw these triangles and wedges go over at three miles an hour. Is it a mass hallucination? If so, why is it appearing on digital cameras and film? They’re coming and going like taxis.”

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