Britney is the new Courtney Love

In all my childhood I never once hoped that I would get a job bitching about pop singers on the internet… oh how the times have changed…

Ok, back on track. Britney Spears’ child custody hearings apparently aren’t going so well. Some big shot LA attorney told the press that there is a secret witness that will be introduced to the whole closed door free for all. The unknown man has accounts of Spears alleged drug use in front of her kids. If this dude blows the cover off the whole situation, you know who’s getting the little inbreds? Fuckin K-Fed. I don’t know whats more worthless, Federline’s intellect and parenting skills or the fact that I took time to blog about it.

Another thing, this whole Courtney Love act isn’t cool anymore. Thank god Francis Bean Cobain-Love (best name ever) seems to have her shit together enough to not already have a coke habit at 16. Plain and simple, if you have a ton of cash and jack up your kids heads, 9 times out of 10 its going to bite you in the ass. Just look at the Bush family. Hell, at least his daughters are good looking. /rant.

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