Tommy Lee Quits Motley Crue

So apparently Motley Crue was back together again at one point. Whodda thunk it?
Former junkies..err… band mates Sixx, Mars and Neil filed a lawsuit against Lee’s Carl Stubner in a dispute over payments. As a result, Lee has said adios to the hair rockers once again.

“Mr Lee has not made any allegations against his current personal manager,” the statement continued. “Mr Lee feels fortunate to have been part of the Motley Crüe reunion tour, as well as other opportunities outside of Motley Crüe over the past several years.

“It is unfortunate that others believe that they all could have made more money had Mr Lee exclusively participated in the band that he co-founded in 1980.”

My question is how can any of them remember a single thing about the 80’s in the first place? For god’s sake, they were getting paid in blow for half of it.

If the remaining members do, in fact, win the lawsuit, they will be entitled to 54 strippers (3 of which deceased), a crashed Ferrari, the rights to the $17 Lee made off of his solo album “Tommyland” and exactly 3/4 of Pam Anderson’s breasts… split 3 ways, of course.
Details to come.

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