I stole Tila Tequila’s laptop

And totally peed on that shit.

Perhaps she may find it worth while to squander all her money on blow, remove her breast implants and spend some time in a Mexican library.

Who else has a slight hunch that night vision Tila Tequila porn may be surfacing on the web any second now?

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