How to Live Forever: Drink, Smoke, Eat Meat

So first we had the old lady who lived to be 114 by drinking booze everyday:

Stout-hearted even after age 100, Minagawa would drink some Japanese sake or other alcoholic beverage every day.

Then we had the Indian guy who had his 21st kid at the age of 90, which he said was because he ate the fuck out of meat:

Mr Jogi, who attributes his remarkable virility to daily walks and plenty of meat, said: “I eat all kinds of meat - rabbits, lamb, chicken and wild animals.”

And now we have the lady celebrating her 100th Birthday by smoking her 170,000th cigarette:

Speaking at her 100th birthday party Winnie said: “I have smoked ever since infant school and I have never thought about quitting. “

So is it just me, or is there a pattern here??

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