Might As Well Jump. Jump!

We look forward to seeing this whole publicity stunt exploding in a fiery ball of deflated egos and hair plugs. A bald David Lee Roth back with a Michael Anthony-less Van Halen seems about as exciting as watching a young black man sing about Chocolate Rain. Oh, wait, maybe it will rule then!

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