Learning From Spam

So I just got a wonderful Spam message imviting me to “Win the wrestling match with Penis Enlarge Patch,” a statement which in and of itself is worthy of no little amount of reflection. But even more interesting was the text accompanying this invitation, meant of course to foil my Spam filter, but also, it seems, to edify me on the German Language:

“To continue  with the German  genders:  a tree  is male,  its buds  are female, its leaves are neuter; horses are sexless, dogs  are male, cats are female  –  tomcats included,  of  course;  a persons mouth,  neck,  bosom, elbows, fingers, nails, feet, and body are of the male sex, and  his head is male  or  neuter according  to  the  word  selected to signify  it”

LIKE I SAID: COMPUTER IS THE NEW POET.

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