Australians Are Scared of Aliens

I thought Australians were supposed to be all tough and shit:

Could it be that, from across the gulf of space, as H. G. Wells put it, there may emerge an alien threat? That only happens in lurid science fiction films, doesn’t it? Well, the threat is real enough to worry many scientists, who make a simple but increasingly urgent point: if we don’t know what’s out there, why on earth are we deliberately beaming messages into space, to try to contact these civilisations about whom we know precisely nothing?

Someone call Dan Aykroyd and tell him Australians are trying to fuck with aliens. DAN AYKROYD DOES NOT ALLOW THE FUCKING WITH OF ALIENS.

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