ATTN: Trust-Fund Hipsters and Richkid Assholes

Stack your cred by buying legendary indie label Sympathy for The Record Industry for the bargain price of $600,000 - $700,000.

Includes:
questionable/nebulous rights to nearly 750 releases by over 550 bands (including early releases by Hole, The White Stripes, Turbonegro, Rocket From the Crypt, etc)
current distribution deal with foremost U.S. independent distributor with strong international
distribution as well
existing stock modestly estimated at a wholesale value of 1.8 millon dollars
all master tapes, acetates, stampers and mothers to continue production of titles
massive personal archive of sympathy rarities (lots of amazing surprises)
preliminary cover layouts/some original artwork/interesting and valuable artifacts galore
established web site and vastly lucrative mail order business

ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGG CRED $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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