Me And DuPree

So maybe it’s creepy, but I’ve officially decided that I’m going to marry Stacy DuPree, who along with her older, more married sisters Chauntelle and Sherri, brother Weston and cousin Garron, form the totally awe-shucks-some Texas pop band Eisley. Just look at the facts:

a) She’s talented
b) She’s super hot
c) The fact that her band consists almost entirely of siblings shows that she obviously has good genes, and I’m sure some good jeans too
e) She’s super hot

Now as to how I’m going to go about accomplishing this, well….theres a plan for that too. All I need to do is get off my ass, join some totally sweet emo band, and somehow get on tour with Eisley, since that’s how both of her other sisters ended up meeting their future husbands. That and lose about 60 pounds, regrow the first inch of hair on my forehead, get some braces to close the gap in my front teeth, go to speech therapy to cure my stutter, and learn up on scriptures. Shouldn’t be too hard, right?

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