Mud Ducking Around

Mud Dizzuck up in this piece! Sorry for lagging on the posts for this site, but I’ve been super busy traveling and such after a mainey SXSW experience. Its too late to blog about that and everyone is probably sick of hearing about it, so I’ll skip to the meaty parts of my message.

This is kind of crazy, but I was at Cinespace the other night and those beezies from that MTV OC show and now The Hill or some shit came to get their drink on. They were telling me who they were right off the bat, like I watch MTV anymore. So they sat down and were killing shots of vodka because they said they were watching their weight, and ended up spilling their guts to me. This one girl, Lauren, told me that she was mad at her boyfriend because he is going to jail soon and wants to sell their sex tapes. I’d watch that shit. Lauren and her full figured friend should make a video with me. I know a thing or two from just being a fan of the art. I go to all the conventions. I met Jack Lawrence once.

Anyway, we started talking about movies and they told me their friend Trishelle was in a new movie and how its going to be a blockbuster. Lauren and Heidi seemed to really look up to her and said they would love to follow in Trishelle’s footsteps. I hope they do, they were cute girls….almost as nice of a duo as the two hotties Rose McGowan and Rosario Dawson who grace the cover of Rolling Stone this month. Also in this month’s Rolling Stone are features on Marilyn Manson, Kelly Clarkson and Maroon 5. Rolling Stone is always on the cutting edge of music.

They continued to tell me stories. This time it was about their friend Jennifer Love Hewitt who went crazy on her new neighbors after one of them pissed on her lawn. I would hate to live next to that bitch. The girls said she got them evicted! If she did that to me, I would go Freddy Kruger on her ass. Or even borrow a Red Rider BB Gun and shoot her eye out.

Lauren and Heidi then left to go hang out with that one dude who does the Girls Gone Wild movies before he goes on vacation or something. They drank a bottle of my vodka and didn’t even leave a tip.

Always educating while fornicating - Mud Duck

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