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Bao Xishun, the world’s tallest man and rescuer of choking dolphins got married this week to some local beezy, after posting marriage advertisements around the world. I mean, I don’t imagine dude could have had that hard of time finding some gash. There’s always some girl out there looking for the next level of shit, and I guarantee holmes is packing some serious equine-status heat in those dockers mayne! Plus he saves the lives of dolphins. Huge cock? Check. Saves dolphins? Check. In the Guinness Book of World Records? Check. Dude is a straight up catch.

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