Don’t be a dick, bro. Don’t shit where you eat, bro.

skate or die

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Sometime between Saturday at noon and Sunday morning someone vandalized and robbed our private Double Rock skatepark. We opened the park in 2002, we have held contests, demos, and allowed tons of bros to skate it during the weekends. This time someone took it too far. Maybe (someone brought some other dudes,�—regardless—the park is now closed indefinitely.

We know what is missing—we want it back. You know what you stole. If you bring it back safe and sound, we will leave it at that. If not, we hope you sell the stuff, get drunk, start bragging about it to your friends, and they hear about what happened and call to tell us.

Used to be a time when it was skaters against the world. Now it's skaters against skaters. That sucks. Whoever it was are losers, and you'll get what's coming to you. For now, if you have any leads or know of anything, contact Thrasher Magazine and/or Deluxe Distribution immediately by phone or email.

Thrasher Magazine: 415.822.3083
Street Corner Distribution: 415.822.7190
Deluxe Distribution: 415.468.7045″

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