Mud Duck

Mud Dizzuck in the house! Dude I’m kinda new to this blog but I want you to know that I am a veteran blogger. I run 5 different blogs and party every night, so you know I have plenty of party pictures and gossip to talk about.

I was partying at Avalon with my boy Mickey (no he doesn’t run the club, but should with all the tang he wrecks!) and we were sitting in a booth and fucking Mary-Kate starts kicking it hard. We hit a few bumps off my bankcard and that beezie was trippin out over how I have to tilt my head to hit that shit, since my nostrils are on top of my beak. HA.

What happened next kind of tripped me out though. We started talking about how scientists are drafting this new UN resolution that says who is in charge of destroying asteroids that are headed to blow our planet to pieces. Dude I would fucking pay to sit at a huge cannon and blast those things…I have plenty of practice.

To my surprise, the Olsen twin knew a lot about this shit. She said she learned about it when she was researching the role for Deep Impact (shes a method actress). Then she went on this rant about how she hates Leelee Sobieski for getting the part, and how she doesn’t know anything about asteroids at all.

Oh well. I told her I didn’t like the film and she threw a fit and went to the bathroom to puke or something.

Then we finished the night at the Key, where my boy Steve was spinning with Adam. Steve had his dad send someone with some Benni-Hanas for us on the late night tip that we killed in the Scion on the way home at 5am. You can see pictures, as always here.

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When I got home the weirdest thing happened. I was watching a movie, and this fucking crazy neighbor of mine kicked my door down and ran at me with a calvary sword! I’m not joking at all. He was like ‘where is she’ and I was like ‘who’ and the dude wigged out and bounced. I was so wasted, I woke up the next day at 3 and didn’t believe it happened at first until I saw it was all over the papers.

Always educating while fornicating - Mud Duck

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