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I’m really into the idea of hooking up with you. Something about your short, cute country bumpkin midwest looks, coupled with your feisty yapping dog personality, really makes me want to get you naked and see what happens. Call me sometime. Check me out on Myspace. I know you’re married and all that, but whatever. What happens on tour stays on tour, nahmean? Seriously, holler at me sometime. Tell your publicist to get at me.

Sincerely,

Daniel Taylor

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