Swamp Donkey Says

Swamp Donkey says: Celebrititians need a bigger role in our government

I know they haven’t been around (or at least not on the best all news channel FOX), for a while, but Al Qaeda is back giving threats…and I agree with their latest one. According to Indian Express, while Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are filming the movie A Mighty Heart (which is one of my girl Oprah’s favorite books) based on the life of slain Wall Street Journalist Daniel Pearl in an Indian city named Pune, located between India’s “legs” as locals call them, have been provided with Y category security due to threat to their lives from Al Qaeda, Intelligence Bureau sources said in New Delhi on Thursday.

Like Al Qaeda, I too am pissed at the casting choice of Angelina. She does not look like Marianne at all. I think producer Brad Pitt could have chosen a much more realistic Marianne or at least chosen one that can act! According to Placebo, a Hero Member of Star Pulse: The Entertainment Destination, anyone that has seen Angelina’s last film Mr. & Mrs. Smith know that she can’t act!

Hollywood needs to become more involved with the government and politics. More and more celebrititians are catching on to this. Recently a very smart Dick Devos, who is running for Governor of Michigan, has paired his competition with celebrititians Madonna, Micheal Moore, and Martin Scorcese.

I mean whats good for the goose is good for the gander right? Al-Qaeda tried to kidnap Russell Crowe before the 2001 Oscars and ended up winning Best Actor for his role in Gladiator.

Jump on the bus people. Lets hope Al-Qaeda gets more influential in Hollywood. We all know who would head up the Hollywood PR division of Al-Qaeda, Osama’s friend Mel Gibson.

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