Fuck Nacho Cheese

That shit is too good. I wish they would outlaw it. I mean, it’s bad as fuck for you. All the other shit that’s hella good, but bad for you, is already against the law - crack, weed, drinking and driving, hookers. They might as well save me from Nacho Cheese too. And by they I mean people who give enough of a shit to spend time writing bullshit laws. Me, I’m too busy writing bullshit blogs. Doesn’t pay as well, but fuck it. They should outlaw blogs too. Actually I’m sure they will, someday. Hopefully they won’t put me in jail because I don’t think I’d last in jail very long. I’m a very fragile, fragile boy.