Swamp Donkey Says

Swamp Donkey says: Streethorsing is that new new shit

Just a heads up, the NCSC has circles buzzing from here to Nambia. The Northern California Streethorsing Club is the latest organized club to hit the underground streethorsing scene. Ever since whoever that fucker is who exposed the streethorsing culture in WeSC’s Horse Play- A Streethorsing Retrospective book, mainstream forms of streethorsing have been appearing all over the world. NCSC keeps it real by staying top secret.

…But you know what? Screw them! I am going to continue and expose who they are and what they’re about until they acknowledge me! If any of you NCSC board members are reading this, PLEASE let me know where the next meeting is, I would love to be a member.

The thing is, the NCSC has meetings once a month at different locations. They let each other know through hidden messages in their streethorsing event fliers. I am still trying to decode a flier I was able to get my hands on, but its hard to when my kid Jeremiah is running around stealing my Cisco and mixing it with Emeril’s Sweet Original BAM B-Q sauce. He calls it Barbesco.

More pictures coming soon.

Read ‘People just don’t understand’ after the jump

Dap one WBC: dude streethorsing
Dap one WBC: its the new shit
Dap one WBC: its like skateboarding but with horses
MVScratch: you aren’t really riding that thing
Dap one WBC: me and mark freisen (he lived with G and Jevan the year after u left chico) are going in on a horse
MVScratch: lol
Dap one WBC: we are going to store it at his spot in SF
Dap one WBC: ill probably be coming down a lot to ride it
MVScratch: money mark?
Dap one WBC: u should come ride with us sometime
Dap one WBC: yeah money mark
Dap one WBC: we’re trying to figure out what to name her
MVScratch: you are for real getting a horse?
MVScratch: a real horse?
Dap one WBC: yes
MVScratch: thats crazy
MVScratch: they are hella work
Dap one WBC: well mark is keeping it outside at his apt in SF so it should be cool
Dap one WBC: hes just going to pile a lot of hay in the alley
MVScratch: dude
MVScratch: no
MVScratch: that things is going to shit everywhere
MVScratch: horrible idea
Dap one WBC: dog we got it taken care of
MVScratch: ok
Dap one WBC: mark works from home so he has time to take care of it and shit
Dap one WBC: dude for real though, what should we name our horse
MVScratch: haha
Dap one WBC: its such a tough decision
MVScratch: its a girl?
Dap one WBC: yeah its hella expensive to get a male horse
MVScratch: how much are horses?
Dap one WBC: $10,000 for a decent streethorse
MVScratch: dude…thats hella
Dap one WBC: then have special horseshoes and shit for the street
MVScratch: damn
Dap one WBC: we’ve been saving up for one
MVScratch: is it legal?
Dap one WBC: yeah
Dap one WBC: they dont have any ‘no streethorsing’ signs like they do ‘no skateboarding’ signs yet
MVScratch: dude
MVScratch: you are being ridiculous
Dap one WBC: whatever, you sould like my mom
Dap one WBC: thats what she said
MVScratch: its crazy
Dap one WBC: im telling you its the new shit, theyre probably going to be in the Xgames next year
MVScratch: i’ve never even seen a horse on the street except in chico on halloween
Dap one WBC: or maybe two

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