Yesterday I Woke Up Sucking A Lemon

They just found a new kind of bird. Cleaner but with a unique smell. It’s your kind of bird. If you like birds like I do, you should join the Sierra Club. Or you could just stop being a son of a bitch and try a little harder not to fuck up the entire world. Or you could just not give a shit and see what happens. It’s not like it really matters anyway, birds, the environment, whatever. In 500 years no one will give a shit anyway.