can make it Friday, all you have to do is follow this 7 step manual.

Step 1: go to the store

Step 2: get alcoholic drink of choice

Step 3: call friends

Step 4: put on records

Step 5: consume alcohol while still light outside (continue listening to records)

Step 6: fall asleep on couch (also while still light outside)

Step 7: Voila! It's Friday!

This whole event should take no more than 2 hours. You'll wake up groggy and maybe a bit stiff depending on couch size and comfort, but it will be Friday.

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