London Police are experimenting ways to protect themselves and others from vicious criminals since it is illegal to carry guns. Police are now equipped with the new Cucumber Cannon. These genetically enhanced cucumbers have the feel of a thick waterballoon, and propell cucumber juice at targets up to 30 yards away. The enhanced juice is loaded with natural acids that quickly soak into skin and paralize victim’s muscles for between 10-15 minutes. London Police have already captured numerous criminals, who stopped dead in thier tracks, as police vigorously squeezed thier cucumbers and aim with no mercy.

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