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The True Story of Edward 40hands
Author: Daniel Taylor 1,107 views23 Jul
Once upon a time, a group of likeminded individuals decided to alter their bodies in a very crunk way. They bought 40s and duct tape and set about turning themselves into the mythical legend: Edward 40hands.
They found their newfound powers refreshing.
And they were of both the male and female variety.
They were like a family of people, with 40s for hands.
But they soon found that some things were hard with 40s for hands.
So they decided to drain their 40s and return to their previous, mortal state. They encouraged each other to drink faster.
And soon they had reverted back to their normal state, discarding the source of their supernatural powers, their 40s.
And they were glad at being back to their formal human states. Men hugged like boys.
Then they arm wrestled and found that hands are better without 40 s on them all the time.
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4 Responses for "The True Story of Edward 40hands"
Hahaha, so good!
too funny- wish i had been there!
I am SO moving to Chico.
Mickey’s….why the hell did I get Mickey’s. I think Dubs has it in for me or something
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