Finally! A celeb sex tape that I am actually interested in seeing! This one's for the ladies (and gay mens of course!)… Colin Farrell! Its only a matter of time before this little gem makes it to your local magazine stand- I'll bet Paris will steal that one too.

With the exception of Rob Lowe's sex-capades (and yeah, I was like 10 and couldn't have cared less) we admirers of the male species haven't had any enticing options in the scandalicious world of celeb sex tapes. Think about it- Tommy Lee? Not so cute. Plus, who really wants to see someone who is supposed to be so rock ‘n roll yammering on about how in love he is. Gross. Vince Neil? Fred Durst? No explanation needed for either. And if you need one…STOP READING MY BLOG! R Kelly? OK, he may be a fine lookin' man, but I certainly am not interested in seeing him urinate on some poor girl. Frank Gifford? Just because I don't blame him, doesn't mean I wanna SEE him. And please, don't even get me started on the Pat O'Brien audio tapes. He has officially brought REPULSION into the world of dirty sex talk.

But Colin Farrell? Bring it on. The popcorn is in the microwave and my girlfriends are knocking at the door!

PS. Daniel Taylor is my new hero.

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